JESUS! Jesus, Michael Jackson, Mahatma Gandhi and The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills All Have Cameos in Lady Gaga's Latest Music Vid

Have you seen the latest Lady Gaga music video a.k.a the latest "ArtPop film" from the Momma Monster herself?  Well, expect to see lots of shocking, jaw-dropping metaphors all over the place!  A lot of dead people could be seen alive once more, and one holy being also has a world-stopping exposure. The King of Pop, Michael Jackson, is there. Mahatma Gandhi, too (why the heck is he even there?). And, I hate to assume, but I really saw Jesus in the video--please confirm that to me after you've finally seen the video. And, gosh, the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills are also there, playing instruments they don't know how to play, and lip syncing a song the worst possible way. I think that part also has meaning (as if not one single pixel didn't have a meaning... hell yeah, it's a Lady Gaga thingy).

The much talked about video mainly features the song G.U.Y. which means "girl under you". But, like three songs from Gaga's latest album are also there, making exposures, too. And, man, the credits part is epic. It runs for like 3 or 4 minutes. How f*cking epic is that?  I mean, why should it eat up tons and tons of spaces?  Who would care?  But, I must admit, I got random boners all throughout the video. The title itself already warns everyone that it would probably too sexy for one to bear. I did bear it... not too sexual, actually. There's just enough sprinkles of boner-rific scenes; the whole story is what would really catch your mundane attention. I confess, I didn't understand the whole thing at first viewing!  I haven't viewed the same vid again actually, but I'm planning to hit the replay button tonight. What I actually did after watching the clip was that I Googled its meaning, because, man, I need to know!  Don't laugh at me. You'll do the same thing, too.

Lady Gaga looks so gorge and sexy in this video. That's one of the pluses. I think the true meaning of the whole video must not come from my f*cking mouth or from anyone else's--should only come from Momma Monster's hot, sexy mouth only. It's like I'm only chronicling my reaction right here.

So, here's the video: