Have you seen the latest Lady Gaga music video a.k.a the latest "ArtPop film" from the Momma Monster herself? Well, expect to see lots of shocking, jaw-dropping metaphors all over the place! A lot of dead people could be seen alive once more, and one holy being also has a world-stopping exposure. The King of Pop, Michael Jackson, is there. Mahatma Gandhi, too (why the heck is he even there?). And, I hate to assume, but I really saw Jesus in the video--please confirm that to me after you've finally seen the video. And, gosh, the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills are also there, playing instruments they don't know how to play, and lip syncing a song the worst possible way. I think that part also has meaning (as if not one single pixel didn't have a meaning... hell yeah, it's a Lady Gaga thingy).
The much talked about video mainly features the song G.U.Y. which means "girl under you". But, like three songs from Gaga's latest album are also there, making exposures, too. And, man, the credits part is epic. It runs for like 3 or 4 minutes. How f*cking epic is that? I mean, why should it eat up tons and tons of spaces? Who would care? But, I must admit, I got random boners all throughout the video. The title itself already warns everyone that it would probably too sexy for one to bear. I did bear it... not too sexual, actually. There's just enough sprinkles of boner-rific scenes; the whole story is what would really catch your mundane attention. I confess, I didn't understand the whole thing at first viewing! I haven't viewed the same vid again actually, but I'm planning to hit the replay button tonight. What I actually did after watching the clip was that I Googled its meaning, because, man, I need to know! Don't laugh at me. You'll do the same thing, too.
Lady Gaga looks so gorge and sexy in this video. That's one of the pluses. I think the true meaning of the whole video must not come from my f*cking mouth or from anyone else's--should only come from Momma Monster's hot, sexy mouth only. It's like I'm only chronicling my reaction right here.
I really hope that yours is not included in the list. Just recently, Splashdata, a security firm which annually collects the most snitched passwords, has compiled the 25 worst (and pretty hilarious) passwords of the previous year. And, in relation to that, I will be making a countdown below to add up some excitement to the whole thing. Find out which amongst them all is the most insane!
The pictures to be shown below only tell us that drug addiction is something that we should all get away from. It is a monster that offers ephemeral bliss during the first few years, but fatal damages in the end. I bet you never wanted to look like what these 14 people have become.
I can't seem to find a day nowadays that I don't get to see Miley
Cyrus's tongue. Because I always get to see it!!! It is everywhere in the Web
and the TV right now and it will be remembered... forever. It has simply become
an icon more than Miley herself.
Below are ten pictures of Ms. Cyrus and
her world-renowned tongue. Some may be fake, but most of these are definitely
un-Photoshopped.
An epic close-up to start it all out. Look at those whites and cracks. A-ha-mazing.
Whoa... yet another close-up shot!
Your tongue is kinda... whatever
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, we can see that. It always sticks out. C'mon.
Even before, there were obvious signs that she'd stick out her tongue more in the future
Here's another Miley Cyrus tongue-out fetus pix
Tongue plus fur couture
Sexy Miley with her tongue (again)
Pls. don't mind it. A puppy just thought it's here where she belongs. This gorgeous bitch always sticks out her tongue, too. NO PUN INTENDED.
Don't be shy, Miley. Let that all out! Only if you knew back then...
Almost everybody knows how John Travolta botchered Idina Menzel's name during the latest Oscars (John, who the hell is "Adele Dazeem"? ) Anyway, after what happened, Idina revealed that she and John are good friends though her boy-friend ruined her name in front of millions of viewers. Because they're both actually in good terms, let's just leave that case alone. But, John Travolta's "travoltification" of his girl-friend's name gave me a brilliant and awesome idea:
Why not travoltify the famous? Then, so be it.
This is just the first part, which features famous female pop stars. I hope you'll enjoy how I travoltified the names of these pretty ladies. Read on!
I was supposed to make a countdown out of these all, but I really did find it hard to rank these hilarious, stupid moments based on how they made me lough so hard and based on how they made me look and sound smarter than I've ever been. So, I just made a simple compilation below.
Some really cracked me up that I almost drowned my laptop in my own saliva as I would open my mouth and let out crazy guffaws. While some, well, they ignited my desire to punch someone on the face. Kidding, I ain't that violent.
I won't keep you guys waiting! Presenting, the 15 Stupidest and Dumbest Facebook Moments...
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And, that was the end. Which item made you LOL so hard that you couldn't breathe? If you have the time, just leave a note on the comment section below and please, please tell me what item truly made your day. I'm curious!
I hate to admit it, but my love for Taylor Swift all started
when my sister was forced to buy two pirated T-Swift records because she couldn’t
afford the real ones. And, because my sister was so obsessed with her (and
still is today), her songs were all over the house almost every minute of the
day. It’s just hard not to acquire the same kind of a lovin’.
One day, I just found myself singing her singles’ words, and
I became a fan from then on. We still don’t pay a dime to get her songs on our
respective playlists. We download them for free, and I also think that it’s
still not a real good idea, but just let us, please let us for now… we don’t
have enough resources, but we’re like super fans… but no more pirated stuff. Last
Christmas, we each received an authentic RE-eh-eh-ed CD from our respective
friends. How awesome is that? How
f*cking awesome is that?
That's the well-known T-Swift permanent marker tattoo
Well, let’s now get to where we should be. Why do I adore
Taylor Swift? Five foot ten, beautiful,
gorgeous, elegant, sexy—any guy would easily like her, but I admire her not
just for her beauty, but for her passion. I am a person who values my passions
in life more than anything else, and I’ve always admired people who are not
afraid to chase after the things that they love the most. Excuse me mistahs and
missuhs, going after your passions in life is not as easy as devouring a
pie! No, not at all. It takes real great
courage to be able to follow your dreams and to hold onto them till last.
At such a tender age, Ms. Swift knew what she was destined
to be—she wanted to be an artist. She did everything to get where she is right
now. She worked hard for what she’s enjoying right now—fame, money, and lots,
lots, and lots of fans! She is a true
role model not just to young girls (as what tabloids always say), but to dudes,
too, and anyone living in this planet. Don’t even think about the bad
publicities about her that you could gawk at all day, all night, 24/7 all over
the Web or the papers, because she isn’t like that… at all. The fans know oh so
well. T-Swizzle, I know you all so well that you don’t even have to worry about
all the cruel propaganda they toss at you. We know who you are and others just can’t
take or bear your confidence and your almost threatening artistry. You are
unbreakable. Just chill—me and my sister and the rest of your fans are here for
you. HO HO HO.
She has written or co-written her own songs in all of her
albums. Are you kidding me? She isn’t
the kind to just settle for what know-it-all music producers and composers and
music engineers try to feed her. She is truly an artist because she does want
to be defined, not by her label company, but by her own self… only her own,
genuine self—her own emotions, her own wisdom, her own perspective of life and
love and anything in between. No more, no less.
Looks like an elegant rock star right here!
This has been a lengthy explanation on why I love Taylor
Swift so much that I will be forever a fan till I get old. And, I’m kinda shy
right now for what I’ve just done because I sound like I’m so obsessed,
head-over-heels with Taylor Swift. Maybe, I really am. I like her a lot. She is
an artist to beat! She deserves all her
successes and all her awards and trophies. Scott Borchetta was really right
when she had T-Swizzle on his then fledgling record label. Now, Big Machine
Records is just huge!
HAWT!!! Rawwr
Taylor Swift’s journey to becoming a fearless superstar that
she is today is simply inspiring. She has inspired me in ways unimaginable. She
helped me get though my tough days. I would just listen to her beautiful songs,
and I would feel extremely okay afterwards. She has that kind of power. Until
now, her pretty, lady-like voice is still my comfort zone. It’s safe to say
that she is an artist like no other. She’s made a huge difference In comparison
to other singers of this generation. Yeah, she can’t belt out notes like crazy,
but she sings from the heart. And, that’s more than enough. Forget about crazy high
notes when all that matters are the words that could communicate to lots of
audiences all over the world, no matter who and what you are.
I know. A lot of artists are like her—writes his/her own
songs, sings from the heart. But, she is different, I must say. She is, for me,
one of the best artists the music industry has ever had.
